Okay, so apparently somewhere in Florida there’s a woman who didn’t just stop at “two boobs”. she went full triceratops mode and said she got herself a third breast implanted smack‑dab between the other two. Yes, THREE. Like she wanted to star in Total Recall 2: Nipples of the Caribbean.
Total Recall
The iconic movie Total Recall that Arnold No last name needed made in the early 90’s had the 3 boob woman in it. She was a mutant on Mars that worked as a prostitute.
But now its normal
According to the legend she told (and obviously her Facebook family, because where else?), she spent like $20,000 hunting down a brave plastic surgeon who would break every code of ethics in the book just to help her beef up her chest to triple threat status.
She claims it took calling 50–60 doctors before one went, “Sure, why not!” and gave her the extra creepy curvy accessory.
Her big dream? Not world peace. Not curing boredom. Oh no, her own reality show called maybe “Jasmine’s Jugs” on MTV or some equally tasteful network, because nothing says entertainment like someone who wants to make herself so unattractive to men that they run screaming into the sunset.
She even tattooed an areola on it eventually, like finally crossing “triple nipples” off her bucket list.
Of course, the universe being the internet it is, skeptics immediately went chef’s kiss and called it a hoax, a prosthetic, a Photoshopped boob‑balloon, or just a very committed cosplay project.
Is it real or not
A couple of news sites and fact‑checkers dug in and suggested it’s more viral meme than medical miracle, and that all we really have are dimly lit selfies and a lot of social media bravado.
So was it real? Fake? A bold statement about body autonomy or just an achievement unlocked in the quest for fame at any cost? Hard to say but one thing’s for sure: this story is a glorious chapter in the Book of Internet Weird.
