We were such a fan when it came out. Right before Johnny Depp decided to marry a girl, and pooping on beds were a thing. Edward Scissorhands a movie about ‘Edward, a synthetic man with scissor hands, is taken in by Peg, a kindly Avon lady, after the passing of his inventor. Things take a turn for the worse when he is blamed for a crime he did not commit.’
Directed by Tim Burton, when he was the go to 90’s director for any weird movies, remember “Fight Club”.
So a movie sequel we want made is “Nigel Staplerballs”.